Desperately Trying To Not Touch Our Faces

Well, here we are. The first day of Quarantannus. In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Mark and Ethan attempt to touch their faces as little as possible.
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  1. aimee eve

    aimee eveپیش 8 ساعت

    ethan 2 weeks ago: “to raise a little bit of money” ethan now: “can we put a 10k limit?”

  2. PSplayer

    PSplayerپیش 9 ساعت

    donate to the NHS

  3. Mindboggler123

    Mindboggler123پیش 10 ساعت

    This is not easy, them egging each other on makes me wanna touch my face

  4. Death & Deliverance

    Death & Deliveranceپیش 13 ساعت

    Ethen 144-64=80 lol marks the big brain of unus annus

  5. talon 1115

    talon 1115پیش 14 ساعت

    PAWS for dogs ik it dont help but the puppys :"(

  6. Nate Medeiros

    Nate Medeirosپیش 15 ساعت

    The total count is 1000000 dollars due. pay it

  7. StarPieification

    StarPieificationپیش 17 ساعت

    "4+8?" "16" me: yes thats correct

  8. Night 33388

    Night 33388پیش 18 ساعت

    144 - 64 = 80

  9. die die

    die dieپیش 18 ساعت

    If you put your hand on your head and never take it off so you can fix your hair and itch neck and face You will only owe $100

  10. Christina The Idiot Alien

    Christina The Idiot Alienپیش 18 ساعت

    Well, I touch my face over 100 times 24/7 and I’m definitely dead even though I have a strong immune system.

  11. Jacob Johnson

    Jacob Johnsonپیش 19 ساعت

    “STAY AT HOME” Me, who works at Walmart: *Hide the pain Harold intensifies*

  12. Emo Trash

    Emo Trashپیش 20 ساعت

    mark: touch your face me: *touches face*

  13. Darran Atkins

    Darran Atkinsپیش 20 ساعت

    My back account

  14. stephany Smith

    stephany Smithپیش 21 ساعت

    If you have the corona virus please stay inside so you don’t spread it to people like my dad who has diabetes

  15. Paulina Underwood

    Paulina Underwoodپیش 21 ساعت

    Who else played along😅😂

  16. Thomas Ska

    Thomas Skaپیش 23 ساعت

    You both don't wear glasses ever/often so you don't have the constant need to fix your glasses

  17. Awesome Dabest

    Awesome Dabestپیش 23 ساعت

    Me: Trying to plat along. My glasses: Instantly become uncomfortable in their current position.

  18. Lala Land

    Lala Landپیش روز

    Who else tried not to touch their face for the whole video?

  19. CaptainCheezee121

    CaptainCheezee121پیش روز

    Ethan you are the only one who can take a kick from mark gracefully

  20. Game God

    Game Godپیش روز

    <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="810">13:30</a> Me when I have a headache

  21. Nullvalue

    Nullvalueپیش روز

    decided to try the 15 minutes with them and I made it. My nose itched, a hair got in my mouth, and a mother-loving eyelash fell in my eye, but I made it.

  22. Krissi- Dogz

    Krissi- Dogzپیش روز

    Don’t touch your face! Me: *trying to fix my braces*

  23. a

    aپیش روز

    6 months ago people were laughing at my love for cleaning and sanitizing... Well...

  24. NandoGT

    NandoGTپیش روز

    every day the average person touches there face 180,000 times a day it true

  25. Krista M.

    Krista M.پیش روز

    Avoiding donating to charity for 17 minutes

  26. Krista M.

    Krista M.پیش روز

    Just kidding but only kinds

  27. AwsomeSquirrel

    AwsomeSquirrelپیش روز

    I touch my face too much so this whole Corona thing is good practice

  28. Fred David

    Fred Davidپیش روز

    Has Ethan's tooth always been like that?

  29. The Man Behind The Slaughter

    The Man Behind The Slaughterپیش روز

    watching this whole thing, and to right now, i have a bit of a Jolly Rancher stuck in my tooth and i dont want to touch my face so im just struggling..

  30. Sean

    Seanپیش روز

    I am essential :)

  31. Mythic_ZxRo

    Mythic_ZxRoپیش روز

    What are those headphones. I love them . I need to know what they are. They are just .................... beautiful.

  32. Sierra Gieseke

    Sierra Giesekeپیش روز

    Do the Australian fires.

  33. Gabe Jennings

    Gabe Jenningsپیش روز

    Corona virus chairty

  34. i like myself

    i like myselfپیش روز

    *me touching my face* Oop-

  35. KING

    KINGپیش روز

    Ned Nose day

  36. MurderousLady

    MurderousLadyپیش روز

    Every time you say Corona virus, youtube demonizes your video

  37. Moonlight’s_ Shire

    Moonlight’s_ Shireپیش روز

    I tried doing this with them, but I can’t stop pushing my glasses up😂

  38. Lauren Doucet

    Lauren Doucetپیش 2 روز

    I just realized I went through this entire video resting my face on my hand...

  39. Decatur

    Decaturپیش 2 روز

    If you guys hadn't selected one yet - I donate to Direct Relief every year and they do great for emergency response.

  40. Lujane Ghweir

    Lujane Ghweirپیش 2 روز

    Absolutely no one: Rona: _aLl tHe cOOl kIdS arE dOinG iT_

  41. tobiasCrow

    tobiasCrowپیش 2 روز

    The bnha reference tho

  42. It Is Wednesday My Dudes

    It Is Wednesday My Dudesپیش 2 روز

    My parents say that it is possible that I’ve had COVID19 before like 3 times 😐

  43. Brendon

    Brendonپیش 2 روز

    The capital of TX is Austin

  44. Brendon

    Brendonپیش 2 روز

    Highest Hopes Foundation

  45. Waterthedogs_

    Waterthedogs_پیش 2 روز

    I use my hat. Is that okay or should I stop that too?

  46. movie watcher

    movie watcherپیش 2 روز

    As a houstonian. It was Houston, now it’s Austin.

  47. movie watcher

    movie watcherپیش 2 روز

    This stay at home.... I want to see my girlfriend..... I haven’t seen her in two months and I was so happy to go see her. STUPID CORONA 😥😥😭😭

  48. Jeff

    Jeffپیش 2 روز

    cats protection :D

  49. Mattalingus

    Mattalingusپیش 2 روز

    I touched my face about 300 times during this video

  50. Aidan Martinez

    Aidan Martinezپیش 2 روز

    Food homes

  51. Eggscellent

    Eggscellentپیش 2 روز

    I'm going to be desperately trying to purchase this Unus Annus Tactical Shovel!

  52. Kathleen Keane

    Kathleen Keaneپیش 2 روز

    My wallet

  53. Aaron Wright

    Aaron Wrightپیش 2 روز

    ethan: when was the last time something like this happened? mark: 1919 me: *looks at the AIDS crisis* you sure about that one mark?

  54. KcT

    KcTپیش 2 روز

    Ethan: *as a joke* "My morning meal of hotdogs" Me a filipino: *eating my hotdogs and rice for breakfast*

  55. Shrek is bae

    Shrek is baeپیش 2 روز

    So proud of you Ethan, you said scones the right way :)

  56. Josh & Isaac Playz

    Josh & Isaac Playzپیش 2 روز

    Corantanus Corantanus!

  57. Riley Cronin

    Riley Croninپیش 2 روز

    Don’t touch you face Itchy face: allow me to introduce myself

  58. Remmington Mothershead

    Remmington Mothersheadپیش 2 روز

    At <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="430">7:10</a> I think they are singing a version Mine All Day

  59. ready spaghetti

    ready spaghettiپیش 2 روز

    when coronavirus cant get you because ur not 21 yet

  60. Leigh T

    Leigh Tپیش 2 روز

    “I think it’s Houston” Me a Texan: ouch

  61. Patrick Star

    Patrick Starپیش 2 روز

    I was trying not to touch my face too. I don’t know why ;~;

  62. Kaotic Kitten

    Kaotic Kittenپیش 2 روز

    Mark and Ethan talking about not touching their faces- *Mark’s headphones touch is face before he does*

  63. Whisker Workshop

    Whisker Workshopپیش 2 روز

    I cant even make it through this in 2x speed without touching my face. Granted, im entirely isolated cause both me and my dad are immunocomprimised in some way (i have stuff wrong with my lungs) so i have no corona germs id be spreading to myself, but still in general, its a bad habit. What im worse at though? Not scratching my itches. I am a compolsive scratcher, assuming its my adhd (Im not being treated yet) and my scalp has tons of scabs on it cause of it. I take showers way less often then i should because if i scratch it after a shower it gets really bad, but it also just isnt really plesent for me to scrub my scalp in the shower at all.

  64. Sharuez PJL

    Sharuez PJLپیش 2 روز

    this is where I stop watching. you guys are funny together in person not over the internet.

  65. Amv Kami

    Amv Kamiپیش 2 روز

    Me charity cuz I’m very poor

  66. Circus Baby

    Circus Babyپیش 2 روز

    Whenever I had to scratch around my mouth I used my teeth Head I used pillow Anything else blanket

  67. Thiaalove

    Thiaaloveپیش 3 روز

    My birthday video🙈

  68. MEGA N00b

    MEGA N00bپیش 3 روز

    "Hold Jesus, not penis." "Don't touch your face, touch your anus." This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them...

  69. Cam Sandman

    Cam Sandmanپیش 3 روز

    Red Cross

  70. jorj

    jorjپیش 3 روز

    people with no hands: hah. so you have challenged me?

  71. Seth Hasse

    Seth Hasseپیش 3 روز

    People need to stop worrying about covid-19 it's not even a serious threat. Hundreds more of diseases are way more infectious and deadly than this ridiculous thing. People are just baby back wimps who are afraid of every little thing

  72. Ryan Nagy

    Ryan Nagyپیش 3 روز

    Feeding America is a great charity!

  73. LWHGamer

    LWHGamerپیش 3 روز

    "Try not to go out" Meanwhile school :(

  74. Adam Bichr

    Adam Bichrپیش 3 روز

    when they guess the capital of Texas they were both right Austin is the capital but before Houston was the capital and is still capital worthy.

  75. themeez1000

    themeez1000پیش 3 روز

    Unfortunately I work for the government. So... no staying at home for me.

  76. Sarah

    Sarahپیش 3 روز

    Them: Stay at home Me: Cries in Nurse (Kinderpflegerin in Germany)

  77. AlejandroAlex Munoz

    AlejandroAlex Munozپیش 3 روز

    Ill be counting

  78. Tara Korosec

    Tara Korosecپیش 3 روز

    me sitting here curling my hair😳

  79. Cami Adair

    Cami Adairپیش 3 روز

    CDC: don't touch your face Me: *touching my face as watching video* Also me: oh well time to die ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  80. It’s Tatonka

    It’s Tatonkaپیش 3 روز

    I joined the 15 minutes and they said start and suddenly “Hey you’re feeling kinda itchy huh”

  81. Applegate

    Applegateپیش 3 روز

    I live in North Texas and I feel like my town will soon be in quarantine