Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but It's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha

It's perfectly normal to discuss the possibility of how you would murder your friends with those friends and converse in great detail about how you would get away with said murder. We call this the Murder Your Friend Tag haha.
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  1. CommanderLemur

    CommanderLemurپیش 47 دقیقه

    One day we will think back about this channel as if it was just some fever dream.

  2. Jenna

    Jennaپیش 5 ساعت

    Mark being the so kind hearted and sweet guy he is I must say I am proud of him for not crying xD

  3. Jenna

    Jennaپیش 5 ساعت

    I love how in the beginning Ethan fake punches Mark and he doesnt flinch, after playing the nut ball game I would cry everytime I got threatened by that person lmao

  4. Alexisasheep

    Alexisasheepپیش 8 ساعت

    I can indeed confirm that a smashed human skull and a smashed watermelon are very similar. Don't look up weird things on the internet, kids. edit: ethan really thought this through. Hmmmm.

  5. Vivek Yadav

    Vivek Yadavپیش 9 ساعت

    This sounds like something Hannibal Lecter would do

  6. Tarek Kad

    Tarek Kadپیش 11 ساعت

    those markiplier screaming face edits killed me

  7. Galaxy Gacha

    Galaxy Gachaپیش 13 ساعت

    10:34, best part

  8. skeleton hands

    skeleton handsپیش 14 ساعت

    Ethan's like * crunchy noises *

  9. AvianInkKit

    AvianInkKitپیش 17 ساعت

    Ethan really said 👌

  10. aWebtoon reader

    aWebtoon readerپیش 21 ساعت

    First AHWM 2 Now were gonna need Who Killed Crankgameplays

  11. kronk hdnsjs

    kronk hdnsjsپیش 21 ساعت

    The title is how I feel when I’m talking to my younger sister

  12. Cid Mhm

    Cid Mhmپیش 23 ساعت

    10:33 I'm sorry this cracked me up the first time

  13. Stolid Parasite

    Stolid Parasiteپیش روز

    This is dark but funny

  14. Lps Angel_ Wolves

    Lps Angel_ Wolvesپیش روز

    Darkiplier: *keeps trying to find the right time to kill ethan* Ethan: *keeps looking over at him*

  15. Synder_Sync

    Synder_Syncپیش روز

    You mean discussing/thinking about killing your friends ISN’T normal? (insert Disclaimer Song here: I made funny it is joke)

  16. TRLaraCroft1991

    TRLaraCroft1991پیش روز

    Damn Ethan more scary and torturous to his prize than mark is it like straight outta a horror film


    CROW CXIXپیش روز

    This could be the start of another Markiplier series an i think itd be hilarious. "Hey wheres the liver?" "Cops came so i quickly gave it to the dog" "WHY DIDNT YOU JUST COOK IT!?" "I dont like liver" Both menacingly stare at each other

  18. Silver Siren

    Silver Sirenپیش روز

    You CAN get tape off your mouth without your hands. Build up a ton of spit (to loosen the adhesive) and use the back of your tongue (less taste buds) to push it off. There will be a ton of drool (of course) but at least you can make a lot of noise again.

  19. xXAverage_ AshleeXx

    xXAverage_ AshleeXxپیش روز

    but how do they murder _each other_ if one of them was already _dead?_

  20. Mr Mystic

    Mr Mysticپیش روز

    All that poor poor wasted watermelon

  21. Brian Smith

    Brian Smithپیش روز

    Definitely as a joke and not serious at all, but let's say per say you were contemplating eating your friends brain like a watermelon you would get mad cow disease from consuming human prions.

  22. Matt from Wii Sports

    Matt from Wii Sportsپیش روز

    I'm seeing a lot of black, blue, and red in these videos...And Mark being weirdly angry at times...

  23. fukkinnerd

    fukkinnerdپیش روز

    When you're done with the body, throw it to some pigs. Easy clean up with no trace

  24. Adam Rountree

    Adam Rountreeپیش 2 روز

    why does the dummies pubes go all the way back or why so much ass hair?!?! Edit: haha, both sides arethe front

  25. Justice Steele

    Justice Steeleپیش 2 روز

    Okay Ethan actually scares me in this video though.

  26. Aydo Chan

    Aydo Chanپیش 2 روز

    9:49 dat scream tho

  27. Sarah Cook

    Sarah Cookپیش 2 روز

    why are you guys so edgy im freaken out

  28. Sepia Smith

    Sepia Smithپیش 2 روز

    Ethan's "my excitement sounds more like-" and just S C R E A M S JFHDGSGSGSG

  29. Corrupted H20

    Corrupted H20پیش 2 روز

    Unus Annus

  30. glubertube

    glubertubeپیش 3 روز

    this is like the largest darkiplier moment ever

  31. jar of teeth

    jar of teethپیش 3 روز

    no one gonna talk about how there’s hair t h e r e

  32. Uni-D

    Uni-Dپیش 3 روز

    Reminds me of dexter

  33. Leon Scott Kennedy

    Leon Scott Kennedyپیش 3 روز

    what the heck did i just watch???

  34. Death Cat 13

    Death Cat 13پیش 3 روز

    12:02 marks eating the remains of testicles🤣

  35. Aningaaq Petersen

    Aningaaq Petersenپیش 3 روز

    now this is some voodoo shit

  36. Gamer A.

    Gamer A.پیش 3 روز

    I see someone's been watching forensic files😵🪓

  37. Jackie Walker

    Jackie Walkerپیش 3 روز

    This kind of reminds me of the Basic Vlog by Cameron Domasky and Brandon Farris

  38. Lust SINdrome

    Lust SINdromeپیش 3 روز

    I love how ethan took a chunk out of the watermelon then ate it even tho it was supposed to be human guts

  39. Coco Souvannakhamouane

    Coco Souvannakhamouaneپیش 3 روز

    Markiplier just remind me of the joker for now

  40. JimDim

    JimDimپیش 3 روز

    Mark sounds like he's doing a bit, Ethan sounds like he's seriously considered this

  41. Kyanite14

    Kyanite14پیش 3 روز

    I think this is one of my favorite Unus Annus clips, their acting is AMAZING and it really sounds like they’re in pain

  42. Betty Sullivan

    Betty Sullivanپیش 3 روز

    2:17 Mark is basically Dexter. And Ethan is The Skinner...

  43. elijah lee

    elijah leeپیش 3 روز

    ethan straight up being dexter, holy shit

  44. smarty_ artsy0

    smarty_ artsy0پیش 3 روز

    I feel worried for Amy’s safety

  45. Samantha Gillespie

    Samantha Gillespieپیش 3 روز

    Please make a POV choose your own adventure video ofMark and Ethan kidnapping you.

  46. Reece Cowley

    Reece Cowleyپیش 3 روز

    I knew they both wanted to kill each other

  47. Nik.E.T

    Nik.E.Tپیش 3 روز

    Can someone please meme Mark at 1:40 -1:45

  48. MonstersInsideMe

    MonstersInsideMeپیش 4 روز

    This is the kinda shit me and my sister do...

  49. Mochi

    Mochiپیش 4 روز

    So are we not gonna talk about the reaction the cashier had when 2 men with like 10 watermelons walk up to the counter?

  50. Cait

    Caitپیش 4 روز

    mark and ethan coming up with unus annus's concept just so they could film this video and delete the evidence

  51. Kaylee Choe

    Kaylee Choeپیش 4 روز

    Ethan the cannibal and Mark the unforgiving

  52. Kaylee Choe

    Kaylee Choeپیش 4 روز

    How did I miss it?

  53. nightmare muffin

    nightmare muffinپیش 4 روز


  54. Phlixr

    Phlixrپیش 4 روز

    Unus annus

  55. Alysa Rice

    Alysa Riceپیش 4 روز

    Why do I actually want to see one of them murder the other?

  56. why creepy

    why creepyپیش 4 روز

    F*** Samsung

  57. Kim Jonsson

    Kim Jonssonپیش 4 روز

    This is how I got a lot of my scars lol


    WOOP-WOOPپیش 4 روز

    It's all fun and stuff until Ethan actually pulls out 2 knifes by the end of the other video

  59. Cookies and Pets

    Cookies and Petsپیش 4 روز

    You know, even with Ethan's 3 IQ score, I like his little story better.

  60. Tired Triangle

    Tired Triangleپیش 4 روز

    the vibes here r simply delicious