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How to Spot a Terminator
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How to Spot a Terminator

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  1. chimpakawanzelu

    chimpakawanzeluپیش دقیقه

    me thinks trevor finally saw this: irgos.info/fylm-hay/mJOdpINzh6Wi2I4.html

  2. __ Eivy__

    __ Eivy__پیش دقیقه

    It's 2019 and Trevor's turned 200% true.... People should listen to this guy !! Comeon!!!!!

  3. Calvin Rall

    Calvin Rallپیش دقیقه

    Yall fucking extra

  4. Mlle Funambuline

    Mlle Funambulineپیش 2 دقیقه

    An person on american TV that can pronounce other languages is so sexy.

  5. Two foots

    Two footsپیش 3 دقیقه

    Lazy ass boomers should be useful for once. Go storm the White House and sacrifice yourself.

  6. mellon collie

    mellon collieپیش 4 دقیقه

    promise to myself gonna read, what trevor reads

  7. Ò ö Ó

    Ò ö Óپیش 5 دقیقه

    "We'll sell you arms,not the americans" hahah that's right Hillary the mask slips all the time with you

  8. St0rm Ranger

    St0rm Rangerپیش 5 دقیقه

    Finally, someone the billionaires can get behind rigging the election for. 😂

  9. Ladies Milk

    Ladies Milkپیش 5 دقیقه

    I'm actually in love with her😭❤️

  10. ClayDog

    ClayDogپیش 5 دقیقه

    Dems are out of control. Vote them out

  11. T'Town Tim

    T'Town Timپیش 6 دقیقه

    he looks just like the FAt Ass he is... what a waste of valuable space

  12. Melody van Buren

    Melody van Burenپیش 6 دقیقه

    Why does it look like the president's face is about to fall off?

  13. purple shep

    purple shepپیش 7 دقیقه

    every time i think people cannot get anymore sick i find out i am an idiot for thinking so

  14. Nana Pateker

    Nana Patekerپیش 7 دقیقه

    Trump 2020 🇺🇸

  15. Leul Mamo

    Leul Mamoپیش 8 دقیقه

    Greta push on even if people are giving you all this hate and negativity. You are an inspiration!! Love from Africa!!!

  16. Teri Schuster

    Teri Schusterپیش 9 دقیقه

    Las Vegas will profit off the free labor of the homeless in their privatized jails. It's the rich getting richer and the poor getting used.

  17. __ Eivy__

    __ Eivy__پیش 9 دقیقه

    Noah doing "oh boy" thing is the cutest thing ever XDDD

  18. The Art of KÁS

    The Art of KÁSپیش 10 دقیقه

    Bloomberg: "Who died?" The 'Zos : I haven't decided yet Just a casual rich person conversation. Right?

  19. clouds

    cloudsپیش 11 دقیقه

    That last line had me in tears 😂😂😂😂

  20. bizim eller

    bizim ellerپیش 11 دقیقه

    Oh my god, she should be in dr phil show. Something is wrong very wrong

  21. Roudy 13

    Roudy 13پیش 14 دقیقه

    Oh my god he's driving me so maaaad ! Is he actually that simple ???

  22. realBurgersim

    realBurgersimپیش 14 دقیقه

    Kinda disappointed they didn't call him a late bloomer xD

  23. John Smith

    John Smithپیش 15 دقیقه

    blak ppl r Io lq [email protected], especially trevor no-as only f's

  24. Bob is a goat

    Bob is a goatپیش 15 دقیقه

    Trevor: Asks about a suicide/murder of her husbands good friend Hillary: laughs it off like a big joke

  25. Trevor

    Trevorپیش 16 دقیقه

    Very lazy writing Cheap laugh.

  26. Steffen Reimann

    Steffen Reimannپیش 16 دقیقه

    He sits on every chair like it's a toilet.

  27. Ana Maldonado

    Ana Maldonadoپیش 17 دقیقه

    Sof what deal Bloomberg promise to bezzos?

  28. Tawanda Manyimo

    Tawanda Manyimoپیش 19 دقیقه

    dude trevor. i think you in the mix. All good but.... youve moved far away from the truth , i think u know what i mean. All good bud. its about the $$, all g

  29. Emmanuel Adjoumani

    Emmanuel Adjoumaniپیش 19 دقیقه

    What a little crazy county

  30. Rikky

    Rikkyپیش 20 دقیقه

    My theory is all these sudden candidates that came popping up from right to left. Was a last effort to stop Bernie from winning. They saw how close he was, last time he tried. And figured he’d win next. Dammit usa. I really think this is the last chance you have of turning back to a normal country

  31. omegadragon3035

    omegadragon3035پیش 20 دقیقه

    That's a nice name for the alt right stroke shamers that just can't get it up. If they had a beautiful woman in front of them they still couldn't make it from Clark Kent to Superman right LOL it really does explain these salami wrestlers as they call them the reasons why they're so angry. LOL

  32. Roudy 13

    Roudy 13پیش 21 دقیقه

    I feel like he is deliberately leaving out obvious and important facts and points. How can he not acknowledge the difference between not invading a country in the first place and leaving a country / region in need of assistance against countries like russia and turkey ? now all you did was giving controll to gouvernments which are questionably taking their countries in undemocratic and oppressiv directions. And that point "you dont go to war with 50 people" makes me so mad. How can you be so stupid. And thats it. He isnt. Hes realizing all of it i fell like, but for some reason ignoring it.

  33. John Doe

    John Doeپیش 21 دقیقه

    Im currently facing charges for 2 dwi's and I agree with the sobriety test thing on one of them it was straight bull shit I did drink some beer but i wasnt drunk and I was so tired from a 12 hr shift at work that I couldn't do them and he didn't bother taking my breath he just took me to jail I hope to get it dropped and the other I cant lie I was drunk.

  34. ACHILLI3S_EMPIRE_ 29

    ACHILLI3S_EMPIRE_ 29پیش 21 دقیقه

    So im not the only one that thought this huh

  35. Neil White

    Neil Whiteپیش 22 دقیقه

    Gabbard is fkn Wonder Woman... She will kick your Clinton Ass Trevor.

  36. omegadragon3035

    omegadragon3035پیش 22 دقیقه

    This is a funny fact I knew they were angry about something. Must be hard not to get laid as much that explains the meaning of their hatred and anger. Are there they haven't jerk off or can't get it up don't even satisfy anyone. It must be very lonely time for them LOL the army of virgins that can't get it up AKA alt-right LOL fucking losers

  37. René

    Renéپیش 24 دقیقه

    Trump is such an idiot. Think first, the speak. HIs nazi father should teached him this.

  38. Salz Berry

    Salz Berryپیش 24 دقیقه

    53 billion dollars.. can I just have one please?

  39. Donna Benson

    Donna Bensonپیش 25 دقیقه

    It just goes to show you there's something morally wrong with the people on the right.

  40. Fakta fakta

    Fakta faktaپیش 28 دقیقه

    Bloomberg is a republican tho

  41. PurpleV2

    PurpleV2پیش 29 دقیقه

    Change and improvement always comes with change for the job sectors. Outdated jobs won't be available, but new jobs will be created. Many people suffered due to the industrial revolution and digitization, but it changed our lifestyle for the better. What needs to change additionally is an easier access to education resources, so the victims can find alternatives easier. Same for the AI debate. We can't expect a better outcome without sacrificing a change.

  42. Onyx Lee

    Onyx Leeپیش 29 دقیقه

    Why didn’t Bruce Wayne support police reform, that’s beyond my comprehension. At least most of the cities free of street crimes are also free of super villains.

  43. onceuponeliz

    onceuponelizپیش 30 دقیقه

    Well I do vape...it's cheaper and it taste better. Also I buy those vape oils without biotin.

  44. Ng

    Ngپیش 30 دقیقه

    Wow, deep shit Trevor. I misunderstood you.

  45. Edwin Swezey

    Edwin Swezeyپیش 30 دقیقه

    I don't know why Bloomberg thinks he knows better than any of the other D candidates "what is possible and what isn't." I think he's just scared by Warren's rise, and the fact that Bernie isn't going away as fast as he should be. There's still Harris, for example, who could be trusted to run the country as well as Bloomberg ran NYC.

  46. Ricky Runks

    Ricky Runksپیش 31 دقیقه

    This dude never talks about Africa, the Chinese invasion & the resource grab.

  47. M V

    M Vپیش 32 دقیقه

    Sooooo what's up with echo?

  48. Nishi AS

    Nishi ASپیش 32 دقیقه

    After seeing the way he stands, I'm pretty sure, Trump is a Slitheen.

  49. margarita quispilaya

    margarita quispilayaپیش 32 دقیقه

    Omg please God anyone but trump.

  50. FlamingAtheist

    FlamingAtheistپیش 33 دقیقه

    I think what people always forget is that with any big changes, jobs will probably be lost, but they never think about the possible jobs that will be made or that often times places may be able to refer you to other companies or businesses. Not that its a guarantee but they certainly have a better chance than most people if you lose your job over a full healthcare reform.

  51. Zach Anderson

    Zach Andersonپیش 33 دقیقه

    Why does no one mention Yang?

  52. wienerdogman paul

    wienerdogman paulپیش 34 دقیقه

    Bloomberg as president. Ugh no thank you

  53. Junie Harracksingh

    Junie Harracksinghپیش 36 دقیقه

    Trump bought it so why not Bloomberg? I am sure he he will do better than trump.

  54. Maritza Piccarillo

    Maritza Piccarilloپیش 36 دقیقه

    Mark WAHLBERG IS RACIST.....HE BEAT UP SOME ASIAN GUY!

  55. POVgames

    POVgamesپیش 36 دقیقه

    police just want their good boy star for the day so they can go home, it’s a job that encourages lies and corruption

  56. ALIAS Detective

    ALIAS Detectiveپیش 36 دقیقه

    The conspiracy is that Epstein committed suicide.

  57. Dan T

    Dan Tپیش 37 دقیقه

    all of it makes my skin crawl

  58. Hike Hike

    Hike Hikeپیش 39 دقیقه

    trump 2020

  59. stone1andonly

    stone1andonlyپیش 40 دقیقه

    And then what followed the clip where Trevor talked about Juul marketing? An ad for an E-cigarette accessory! The ironies of YT ads.

  60. Philip Ehusani

    Philip Ehusaniپیش 43 دقیقه

    Don't let him being a Billionaire fool you, Bloomberg is amazing! If he's president, America will actually be great. The democrats are attacking him with his billionaire status because they're scared and they know he'll make a better candidate and a better President than them, they're all just a bunch of loonies without a clear vision. Really, the only thing they all agree about is that reach people are bad people, so sad. Also, I love how Trevor talks about the 1% like he's not one of them, don't be fooled.

  61. logan catron

    logan catronپیش 44 دقیقه

    Down with the aristocracy

  62. Katie

    Katieپیش 44 دقیقه

    I am so glad somebody else brought this up.. I thought I was the only one noticing how weird that is. It looks like he's about to fall over any second.

  63. Barber Mike

    Barber Mikeپیش 45 دقیقه

    What?! Are you kidding, 'Charge your JUUL from your phone'?! How unfortunate, first ad to come up after the vid. If we were that stoopid, we certainly should not be now. Remember though folks it took literally decades for big tobacco to be brought to task. And really that point remains debatable. Also just last evening in the news, double lung transplant evidently attributed to vaping. Forty deaths and counting. Think about that for awhile...

  64. Jeep Dude

    Jeep Dudeپیش 45 دقیقه

    The student on the left looks like Thomas Middleditch.

  65. zuhair rana

    zuhair ranaپیش 46 دقیقه

    Did u see hw she changed the topic abt the alien baby

  66. Hans Layog

    Hans Layogپیش 46 دقیقه

    William Howard Taft was way better.

  67. Mainstay !

    Mainstay !پیش 48 دقیقه

    Best thing about this is that, these head condom wearing ass backward people are exposing themselves. It's easy to spot who a trump supporter is now....

  68. HM DLP

    HM DLPپیش 48 دقیقه

    It’s just homes in mexico 🇲🇽

  69. pen j'honson

    pen j'honsonپیش 48 دقیقه

    1 he's fat. 2 he's wearing 60 lbs of body armor.

  70. J K

    J Kپیش 48 دقیقه

    Bloomberg can barely speak, let alone debate.. either Bernie or Warren would rip Trump a new a&&[email protected]

  71. max samieff

    max samieffپیش 49 دقیقه

    I thought that's called "Masturbation, Onanism, Self - Satisfaction" Boy, I can go on forever on the subject.

  72. Jason Jimerson

    Jason Jimersonپیش 50 دقیقه

    He's an alien.

  73. Naturalbeauty_abena

    Naturalbeauty_abenaپیش 51 دقیقه

    The 1% richest are afraid of #BernieSanders. They really don't want to pay their share of taxes. But they will feel the Burn on #2020.

  74. Kalebwe Katuta

    Kalebwe Katutaپیش 51 دقیقه

    Are you kidding me, a marine holding an umbrella and you' all guys are having a fit, come on guys be serious. Come to African and see how our leaders use the military, you will start advocating for the marine to start shining the president's shoes too just for good measure.

  75. hellshade2

    hellshade2پیش 53 دقیقه

    the real problem here is when they get sued it is not the cops paying out it is the city.town or county.if we want this kind of behavior by police to stop then all lawsuit payments must be taken from their own retirement fund.once it starts hurting their own pocket then they will behave better and maybe do things by the book and police policy...

  76. Victor Psoras

    Victor Psorasپیش 53 دقیقه

    Inflation eats up purchasing power...which causes poverty.. Taxes only cause poverty for the people living closer to the margins as inflation increases costs.. ..at this point... For the rich it takes their investment dollars and takes them for consumption... Rob a bank because that is where the money is... Until the vaults are empty.

  77. Joshua Patrick

    Joshua Patrickپیش 53 دقیقه

    Bernie ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  78. Harold W

    Harold Wپیش 53 دقیقه

    I believe he stands that way because he's wearing risers in his shoes to make himself look taller.

  79. Bruce strkland

    Bruce strklandپیش 53 دقیقه

    This why billionaires need a real job. Otherwise we all see how stupid they are. Man just don't televise it

  80. Admin Imer

    Admin Imerپیش 54 دقیقه

    Rand Paul is such a moron. I counted over 40 false statements he made in this interview. He forgot Fidel Castro came to the US to talk about trade, but our politicians automatically thought of him as a communist although at the time he did not say he was, he just wanted to help his people because of the corruption of Batista. We didn't make a trade agreement so he was forced into the arms of the Soviet Union for help, SAME THING happened with Ho Chi Men, he wanted trade with the US but instead thought of him as a communist because he wanted to help the poor. Rand Paul talks about Socialism and the history of it, and he confuses Socialism with Communism.

  81. Thortok2000

    Thortok2000پیش 55 دقیقه

    He sits with his hands like that to call subconscious attention to his genitals. It's an attempt at a power move.

  82. Nicola Ablett

    Nicola Ablettپیش 55 دقیقه

    WHITE GUYS trying to hold on to everything

  83. sara lipkind

    sara lipkindپیش 55 دقیقه

    Did anyone notice the illuminati triangle he does when he sits

  84. Maritza Piccarillo

    Maritza Piccarilloپیش 56 دقیقه

    Bezos lost like a D O G in SEATTLE AMAZON spent so much money on ADs trying to discredit Kshama Sawant.....and they still LOST Like a dog!

  85. air port

    air portپیش 56 دقیقه

    He is among a group of people in their seventies running for president. He is not the oldest. Reagan would have been too young for them.

  86. rukeyser

    rukeyserپیش 56 دقیقه

    He wears shoes with very high lifts. Google it. I thought someone was finally gonna cover this genuinely funny story.

  87. Dom Wings

    Dom Wingsپیش 57 دقیقه

    Amazing he’s trying to attack Trump when he had Clinton on and soft balled her the whole time when her husband flew to Epstein’s island 26 times and donated money to them. How many have you flown with your friends 26x? Your mom, your dad? Yea not 26, these families were close and Noah chose to give them a free pass. I’m a liberal and democrat but I’m done with the hypocrisy and double standard the left is presenting.

  88. Kitu's Junkyard

    Kitu's Junkyardپیش 57 دقیقه

    dear mr gates, could you please invent a toilet that can also make people to be smart and responsible so in the long run they dont need to be guinea pigs for space water fountain?

  89. TheGrandy123

    TheGrandy123پیش 59 دقیقه

    Sincè trump won, Anyone thinks he can become président if they have enough money...🤷‍♂️

  90. Maritza Piccarillo

    Maritza Piccarilloپیش ساعت

    Bloomberg is panicking like a D O G! He doesn't care about the people. He sees that the wealth TAX gaining popularity with 2 CANDIDATES....so he wants to upset the race! He has always been a cheater, liar...changed laws in NYC so that he can serve a 3rd TERM as mayor. I say to help with this guy! Let him sweat like a D O G!

  91. Matthew Daye

    Matthew Dayeپیش ساعت

    Bloomberg is terrified he will have to actually start paying his fair share back into the american economy.

  92. John Nastrom

    John Nastromپیش ساعت

    Judging from the comments here, Trevor Noah sure has a dumb audience.

  93. Dom Wings

    Dom Wingsپیش ساعت

    Boogeyman of the right 🤦‍♂️ she’s the boogeyman of the right left and in between.

  94. Mark Markus

    Mark Markusپیش ساعت

    Hi this is the CIA lol

  95. Shellz Zabat

    Shellz Zabatپیش ساعت

    The only thing I wonder about is why if she went to this frat party with her sister, why did her sister leave her alone at the party? When did they become separated? And what a terrible lesson to learn to not become inebriated at a place and also a pig like Brock the abuser who took advantage of someone who doesn’t know what is going on and how the system does not protect women at all.

  96. Joshua Banks

    Joshua Banksپیش ساعت

    I mean the sandwich is damn good but if the line long I just go home lol I don't do lines for nothing buttttt black Friday

  97. Maritza Piccarillo

    Maritza Piccarilloپیش ساعت

    Wasn't the employee....a 16 yr OLD?? Why the need to stress that it was consensual?

  98. JexoneSW

    JexoneSWپیش ساعت

    Yeah so according to you, Africa won the NBA then. Not America.

  99. Mondo Shredder

    Mondo Shredderپیش ساعت

    Jeff Bezos - a current-day American slave owner.

  100. zztop3000

    zztop3000پیش ساعت

    1:00 and I quote "Aaaaaaaarh" , lol, yeah, you're gonna win, riiiight, hahahahahaha